Imutalites Tales from the daft side

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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:11 pm

1960mackem wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem first workout back at the gym was great...
He did 15 mins of cardio,
10 mins on the defibrillator,
and then 3 days in the hospital.


And 70 hours of that was waiting in a corridor to be seen - Do us all a favour Jeremy........GO



THereeeeeeeeeeeeee were
10 in the bed and the little one said

'These NHS cuts are ridiculous!'
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 11, 2018 10:00 am

This Valentine's Day,LukeI will almost certainly be inundated. :thumbup:

Sorry. *In, undated. :?
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:13 pm

WJ and Thunder frog are at the golf club ‘I’m a country member’ saying Thunder frog
‘Yes I remember’ replies WJ
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby blythburgh » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:47 am

kevinchess1 wrote:WJ and Thunder frog are at the golf club ‘I’m a country member’ saying Thunder frog
‘Yes I remember’ replies WJ


WJ was sadly remembering the day he missed going to the club so was unable to have a say on which of the applicants should be accepted as a member and which should be rejected
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby macliam » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:12 am

blythburgh wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:WJ and Thunder frog are at the golf club ‘I’m a country member’ saying Thunder frog
‘Yes I remember’ replies WJ


WJ was sadly remembering the day he missed going to the club so was unable to have a say on which of the applicants should be accepted as a member and which should be rejected

yessss..... :eh:
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:56 am

'50 is the new 30!' said blythburgh
Which is why she lost her license :(
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby missbishi » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:20 am

Kevin went to the butchers. He got there and the guy behind the counter said "I bet you fifty quid that you can't reach that filet mignon, right up there on the top shelf".

Kevin said "I'm sorry but the steaks are too high".

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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:05 pm

Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby blythburgh » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:00 am

kevinchess1 wrote:Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'


Sadly Mel was unable to explain it as the rule is so complicated
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Postby Chadwick » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:11 am

blythburgh wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'


Sadly Mel was unable to explain it as the rule is so complicated

Don't worry, blythburgh. I'm a member; I'll explain it in simple terms for you.

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