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by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 01 2016 9:30pm
And why not
Here's todays Chestnut
Q What type of pizza does Good King Wenceslas like
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by macliam » Thu Dec 01 2016 10:02pm
kevinchess1 wrote:And why not
Here's todays Chestnut
Q What type of pizza does Good King Wenceslas like
I thought you weren't running a quiz?
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by Chadwick » Fri Dec 02 2016 8:30am
kevinchess1 wrote:And why not
Here's todays Chestnut
Q What type of pizza does Good King Wenceslas like
A: Deep and crisp and even!
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by expressman33 » Fri Dec 02 2016 9:23am
Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
He only comes once a year.
Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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by macliam » Fri Dec 02 2016 9:46am
Ah, kev - wha've ye started.....
Q. Why is Father Christmas so jolly?
A. He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q.What do you call someone who's afraid of Father Christmas?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. What nationality is Father Christmas?
A. North Polish.
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 02 2016 1:55pm
Chadwick wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:And why not
Here's todays Chestnut
Q What type of pizza does Good King Wenceslas like
A: Deep and crisp and even!
I never understand why you are so rubbish at the quiz
Deep
PAN crisp and even!
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 02 2016 1:58pm
jUDAS 'sTILL ALL RIGHT for tonight Jesus?'
JC '? What's happening tonight Judas?'
Judas 'The Last supper.'
JC 'The what?'
Judas 'Supper, supper, ordainary supper with the lads.'
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by 1960mackem » Fri Dec 02 2016 2:33pm
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?
and one of my favourites
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
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by expressman33 » Fri Dec 02 2016 2:33pm
What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a St George?
One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
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