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....is that ho ho seven?kevinchess1 wrote:Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
Those xmas cracker jokes don't get any better, do they?kevinchess1 wrote:Christmas 1975
It was Christmas Eve and I was tucked up in bed
I was half woken by the approaching sound of rustling/jingling
I strained my eyes and could just make out the shadowy, familiar, legendary, figure
He put his finger to his lips and said 'Hush'
Then he carried on with his task of emptying his sack
And then, in the twinkling of an eye, he was gone
Christmas at Stoke Mandeville was awful
Life imitating artChadwick wrote:I'm never gonna give you "Up"!kevinchess1 wrote:RICK ASTLEY! yes RICK ASTLEY has just asked me what I want for Christmas.
I said'I want that PIxar DVD about the house that get's carried away by all those balloons.'
'He said....'
(That's you cue Chadwick)
[Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week etc]
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