Clean jokes - post 'em here

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Apr 25 2017 10:20pm

My grandma was an astrologist
her star sign was Cancer
It was kind of ironic they way she died.
Killed by a giant crab

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Apr 27 2017 5:50pm

Chadwick 'I don't understand cloning.'
Me 'That makes 2 of us

Chadwick · Post by **Chadwick** » Fri Apr 28 2017 1:15pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Chadwick 'I don't understand cloning.'
Me 'That makes 2 of us

On Mon Feb 20, 2017, kevinchess1 wrote:My friend said he didn’t understand cloning.
I said “that makes two of us”

I think you understand it perfectly Kev.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Apr 28 2017 5:37pm

I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went ON AND ON and ON AND ON and ON AND ON

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Apr 30 2017 12:02am

Had this weird dream that i was swimming in an ocean of orange soda?
Turn out to be a Fanta sea

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Apr 30 2017 9:46pm

'I can't stand the way Kevin uses cliched stereotypes in his jokes!' said macliam, drinking Guinness from his welly

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Sun Apr 30 2017 10:44pm

kevinchess1 wrote:'I can't stand the way Kevin uses cliched stereotypes in his jokes!' said macliam, drinking Guinness from his welly

away 'n shite - it was Murphy's!
I prefer Riley's, but he was on holiday......

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Apr 30 2017 11:44pm

When I lost my job as a stage designer
I left without making a scene

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon May 01 2017 12:48pm

'I can't stand the way Kevin uses cliched stereotypes in his jokes!' said espressman, polishing his money

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue May 02 2017 4:25pm

Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?
Were you advised to walk 500 more?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the Pro Claimers NOW!