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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri May 12 2017 4:00pm

The Beach Boys walk into a bar..... 'Round?' 'Round?' 'Get a round' 'I get a round?' 'Get a round.....'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat May 13 2017 12:20pm

So
after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on the T.V.

Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon May 15 2017 10:36pm

My Grandads motto was 'The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence '
Lovely man. rubbish gardener.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun May 21 2017 7:37pm

My new dentist called me back in to make ANOTHER mold of my teeth.
Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed May 24 2017 3:23pm

I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know...
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu May 25 2017 7:41pm

Thereeeeeeee were 10 in the bed and the little one said
'These NHS cuts are ridiculous!'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri May 26 2017 8:27pm

3.14% of sailors... are Pi rates
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon May 29 2017 5:45pm

Q.
What the easiest way to get rid of a beauty spot?
A.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jun 02 2017 11:07am

After giving my son a couple karate lessons, he said he didn't want any more.
Still, at least I got my car washed and my fence painted.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jun 02 2017 11:08am

AND LET ME TELL YOU what often gets overlooked.
Garden fences
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