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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 02 2017 12:04am
I says to mackem 'Happy birthday
Got you a present.
'A boomerang
Why did you buy me that?
'It's to help you get your belt on
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 03 2017 5:25pm
raich asked me if I wanted to wind Leo?
I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead.
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 05 2017 4:54pm
Mackem at the doctors
'You've going to have to give up Burgers, beer and hand rolled cigarettes!'
'But why?' howls mackem
'Because i'm trying to examine you.'
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by Chadwick » Thu Apr 06 2017 11:55am
I poured root beer into a square glass.
Now I've just got beer.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 06 2017 5:24pm
Mourinho has promised Man United fans that they will be in a major European competition next year.
Even if he has to write the song himself
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 06 2017 11:23pm
Pub quiz type fact;
Gymnasium means 'Naked exercise' in Ancient greek
But they still though me out of Fitness First
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by Chadwick » Fri Apr 07 2017 1:11pm
I've got a new job, helping one-handed typists.
It's shift work.
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 07 2017 2:45pm
Luke on a blind date at the resturant looking at the wine list
Do you like Merlot, Tammy?
"Yeah but you don't pronounce the T"
Ok *looks at waiter* 2 Merlots for me and ammy
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 09 2017 8:49pm
The Atheist Society.
Is it a non-prophet organisation.?
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 10 2017 10:48am
If you ever feel like your job is meaningless..
Just remember..
Sunderland FC employ a trophy polisher
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