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by kevinchess1 » Wed Aug 30 2017 11:20pm
One you’ve seen one big shopping centre, you’ve seen the mall.
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Sep 01 2017 11:35pm
RIP boiled water
You will be mist
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by pakefield » Mon Sep 04 2017 8:22pm
Paddy needed to deliver a load of bricks to London. Seamus was off sick so he called over Yorkie, (he came from Yorkshire hence the nickname) and told him to do the job.
Yorkie drives off before getting all the details and after a long drive he thinks to himself "I'm lost so I will ask that man where I am".
"Excuse me, is this London?" says Yorkie. "Yes", came the reply. "Great" says Yorkie, "where do you want the bricks?"
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 13 2017 8:54pm
i've heard a rumour that Cadburys is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar?
Could be a Chinese Whisper
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Sep 15 2017 11:04pm
If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible.
But if you do that with your girlfriend, it's called "cheating."
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Sep 19 2017 10:43pm
The Patron Saint of nudists is St Arkers.
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by macliam » Tue Sep 19 2017 11:08pm
kevinchess1 wrote:The Patron Saint of nudists is St Arkers.
closely associated with St.Ripper?
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 20 2017 2:49pm
Not to be confused with the patron saint of climbing ST Airs (i can see this becoming more annoying than underfed Bse posts/spam
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by Mel » Wed Sep 20 2017 4:39pm
Nothing is more annoying than underbog's spam.
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 20 2017 11:04pm
Mackem got in tonight, and the missus was in bed. He started to climb the stairs and fell backwards making one hell of a racket.
The bedroom light went on and the wife shouted "What are you doing?"
"Trying to get up the stairs, but I'm carrying eight pints of beer and five large whiskies" he said
"Can't you leave them down there?" She replied
"Hardly," he said,"I've drunk em!
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