Clean jokes - post 'em here

[kevinchess1]

'I can't stand the way Kevin uses cliched stereotypes in his jokes!' said Raich as she did her knitting at the Bingo

[kevinchess1]

Did you know that if you put an infinite number of dyslexics in front of an
infinite number of typewriters , they would eventually write all the great works on how to sheepshear ?

[kevinchess1]

I can't stand the way Kevin uses cliched stereotypes in his jokes!' said Chadwick as he fold up his Big Issues and pops them in his carry bag

[kevinchess1]

My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.
I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"

[kevinchess1]

Was opening me birthday cards when a load of rice fell out of one
From Uncle Ben

[xxxraichxxx]

The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.....
There'll be no coffin at his funeral

[kevinchess1]

There are 2 types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

[kevinchess1]

Everybody keeps saying that stealing is wrong! Personally, I don't buy it.

[kevinchess1]

The amount of people that confuse 'to' and 'too' is amazing two me.

[kevinchess1]

An entire city has gone missing in west Yorkshire
Police are looking for Leads...