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Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by richard@imutual » Tue Feb 22 2011 1:09pm

Got a nice, clean joke? You know, the sort you can tell around the table at Christmas dinner without offending anyone?

Share it here with your fellow imutual members :)

(If they're not-so-clean, try here)
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by richard@imutual » Sun Jan 01 2017 10:03am

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 01 2017 11:08am

I remember 2016 like it was yesterday.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 02 2017 3:01pm

If I had 50p for every time I got a maths sum wrong, I'd have £6.40 now
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 02 2017 3:16pm

So,
Bruce Forsyth made it into 2017
Didn't he do well
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 02 2017 11:01pm

Mel wrote:I think the jokes should be deleted so that Kev can post them all again.
[Restaurant]

"Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"

Yes please

"THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 03 2017 1:54pm

Found this App on my phone that makes me look over-weight and middle-aged. It’s called “Camera"
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 04 2017 8:33pm

I answered the door this morning.

A 6ft beetle punched me in the face & called me a fat twat.

Apparently there's a nasty bug going round!
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 08 2017 11:38pm

'Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day.
Deport him and you don't have to feed him at all
Donald Trump
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 08 2017 11:40pm

'So' he asked 'Where do you see yourself in 3 years?'
'Dunno.' I replied 'I ain't got 20-20 vision!'
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