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by kevinchess1 » Tue May 02 2017 5:06pm
'I can't stand the way Kevin uses cliched stereotypes in his jokes!' said Raich as she did her knitting at the Bingo
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by kevinchess1 » Tue May 02 2017 5:36pm
Did you know that if you put an infinite number of dyslexics in front of an
infinite number of typewriters , they would eventually write all the great works on how to sheepshear ?
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by kevinchess1 » Wed May 03 2017 3:56pm
I can't stand the way Kevin uses cliched stereotypes in his jokes!' said Chadwick as he fold up his Big Issues and pops them in his carry bag
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by kevinchess1 » Wed May 03 2017 11:22pm
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.
I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"
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by kevinchess1 » Fri May 05 2017 3:26pm
Was opening me birthday cards when a load of rice fell out of one
From Uncle Ben
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by xxxraichxxx » Sat May 06 2017 8:26pm
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.....
There'll be no coffin at his funeral
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by kevinchess1 » Sun May 07 2017 11:23pm
There are 2 types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon May 08 2017 11:28pm
Everybody keeps saying that stealing is wrong! Personally, I don't buy it.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue May 09 2017 11:09pm
The amount of people that confuse 'to' and 'too' is amazing two me.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu May 11 2017 4:37pm
An entire city has gone missing in west Yorkshire
Police are looking for Leads...
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