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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Jun 04 2017 11:05pm
by kevinchess1
Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are. :(

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Jun 05 2017 1:04pm
by kevinchess1
I'll be completely honest, until a couple of weeks ago,
I thought Ariana Grande was a font. :(

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Jun 05 2017 10:04pm
by kevinchess1
Mackem's Bucket list:

1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Thu Jun 08 2017 1:00pm
by kevinchess1
Macliam was trying to show me how to vote :shock:
He made me a little cross...

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Jun 10 2017 10:51am
by kevinchess1
I threw a biscuit at my neighbour the other day, but he ducked. Jammy Dodger.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Jun 10 2017 11:51am
by blythburgh
kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's Bucket list:

1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Macliam's Bucket list:

1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Stout but necessarily Guinness

blythburgh's Bucket list

1) Bucket
2) Ice cream (never vanilla)
3) Chocolate

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sat Jun 10 2017 12:13pm
by macliam
blythburgh wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's Bucket list:

1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Macliam's Bucket list:

1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Stout but necessarily Guinness
oo are yoo callin' stout? :eh:
...... of course mine would actually be
1) Ice Bucket
2) Cristal
3) Waterford flute

I was brung up proper.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Sun Jun 11 2017 11:33pm
by kevinchess1
The doctor has diagnosed me with "70s fever"
It flares up now and then.

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Jun 12 2017 11:47am
by 1960mackem
kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's Bucket list:

1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Rubbish I don't have ice - just fill the bucket with beer :thumbup:

Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Posted: Mon Jun 12 2017 12:29pm
by macliam
1960mackem wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's Bucket list:

1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Rubbish I don't have ice - just fill the bucket with beer :thumbup:
Started using a bucket, have we?!! Bloody yuppies.....