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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Jun 04 2017 11:05pm
by kevinchess1
Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Jun 05 2017 1:04pm
by kevinchess1
I'll be completely honest, until a couple of weeks ago,
I thought Ariana Grande was a font.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Jun 05 2017 10:04pm
by kevinchess1
Mackem's Bucket list:
1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Jun 08 2017 1:00pm
by kevinchess1
Macliam was trying to show me how to vote
He made me a little cross...
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Jun 10 2017 10:51am
by kevinchess1
I threw a biscuit at my neighbour the other day, but he ducked. Jammy Dodger.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Jun 10 2017 11:51am
by blythburgh
kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's Bucket list:
1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Macliam's Bucket list:
1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Stout but necessarily Guinness
blythburgh's Bucket list
1) Bucket
2) Ice cream (never vanilla)
3) Chocolate
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sat Jun 10 2017 12:13pm
by macliam
blythburgh wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's Bucket list:
1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Macliam's Bucket list:
1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Stout but necessarily Guinness
oo are yoo callin' stout?
...... of course mine would actually be
1) Ice Bucket
2) Cristal
3) Waterford flute
I was brung up proper.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Jun 11 2017 11:33pm
by kevinchess1
The doctor has diagnosed me with "70s fever"
It flares up now and then.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Jun 12 2017 11:47am
by 1960mackem
kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's Bucket list:
1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Rubbish I don't have ice - just fill the bucket with beer
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Jun 12 2017 12:29pm
by macliam
1960mackem wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem's Bucket list:
1) Bucket
2) Ice
3) Beer
Rubbish I don't have ice - just fill the bucket with beer
Started using a bucket, have we?!! Bloody yuppies.....