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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Sep 21 2017 7:52am
by jakihere
boss: this is the third time you've been late to work this week. Do you know what that means?
Me:
.
.
It means it's Wednesday now?
#ICannot
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Thu Sep 21 2017 10:28pm
by kevinchess1
Sat next to a fruit machine addict at a gamblers anonymous meeting last night, It was awful!..
He kept nudging me!
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Sep 25 2017 10:23pm
by kevinchess1
You know why Bruce Willis keeps making the same films.
You know what they say about old habits
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Tue Sep 26 2017 10:58pm
by kevinchess1
Rene Descartes walks into a bar
Barman asks 'The usual Monsieur Descarte?'
Rene answers 'I think not.' then disappears
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Sep 27 2017 11:08pm
by kevinchess1
Walked Into The Offices AT hukd And Asked 'Where The Fastest Copier You Have?'
'I'M OVER HERE.' Says Underfog
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Oct 01 2017 7:46pm
by kevinchess1
underfog has brought out a range of new designer wallpaper?
It's easy to apply; simply cut and paste
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Sun Oct 01 2017 9:31pm
by macliam
kevinchess1 wrote:underfog has brought out a range of new designer wallpaper?
It's easy to apply; simply cut and paste
The problem is, every room looks like someone else's.........
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Mon Oct 02 2017 3:26pm
by kevinchess1
The Bloke who invented Auto Correct has died.
I hope he burns in Hello.
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Wed Oct 04 2017 8:13am
by kevinchess1
underfed has just come up with a new word'
Plagiarism
Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here
Posted: Fri Oct 06 2017 11:32pm
by kevinchess1
I just found out I’m colourblind.
It came completely out of the Purple.