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by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 26 2017 11:42pm
AS Luke looked across the table at his date, he felt his knees go weak, his heart started racing and he got butterflies in his stomach
Then he realised he'd drugged the wrong glass.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Feb 27 2017 9:23pm
Most teenage Northerners are decent law abiding people.
It's their kids that are the problem
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 02 2017 3:30pm
"Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was extremely silly?"
"No, I said, she was f*****g Goofy!"
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 06 2017 2:32pm
I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money.
I don't see why I should use real money to see fake boobs.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 07 2017 3:31pm
Necrophilia.....
Dead boring...
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 08 2017 6:10pm
Luke organised a threesome the other day.
There were a couple of no shows but he still had a good time.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 16 2017 3:10pm
When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome
When 2 people have sex, it's called a twosome
Now I understand why posters call Luke handsome
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Mar 17 2017 4:46pm
My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried?
Apparently "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was expecting.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 19 2017 11:04pm
'Tell me what you want?' I said as i ran my finger up and down her G string
'I want my guitar back!'
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