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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 09 2018 11:36pm
Chadwick wrote:I went to the trial of a legal fetishist.
He got off on a technicality.
Far too clever!
Took me a couple of seconds
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 22 2018 10:32pm
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by Antony1606 » Mon Apr 23 2018 2:38am
kevinchess1 wrote:If you need a quote for your sex life insurance cover...
Sex with your wife - Legal & General
Sex On the telephone- Direct Line
Sex with your Partner- Standard Life
Sex with a Transgender - Confused.com
Sex with someone Different- Go Compare
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than
Sex On the back seat of a car- Sheila's wheels
Sex with a Posh bird- Privilege.com
Who pays the best cashback on those?
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by macliam » Mon Apr 23 2018 12:29pm
Presumably Sex without others - MasterQuote
.....So, what do Admiral specialise in?
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by Chadwick » Mon Apr 23 2018 1:37pm
macliam wrote:.....So, what do Admiral specialise in?
Multi-cover?
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 23 2018 1:44pm
macliam wrote:Presumably Sex without others - MasterQuote
.....So, what do Admiral specialise in?
Uniform Cover?
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by macliam » Mon Apr 23 2018 5:28pm
kevinchess1 wrote:macliam wrote:Presumably Sex without others - MasterQuote
.....So, what do Admiral specialise in?
Uniform Cover?
...... I thought it was football kit
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 23 2018 9:24pm
Drunk sex
The AA
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by Chadwick » Wed May 09 2018 12:06pm
Blind prostitutes.
You've got to hand it to them.
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