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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Jan 27 2017 8:04am

Anyone want to swap some bum gags?

I've got piles..
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 31 2017 2:04pm

I asked a prostitute who had no fingers for a hand job, but she just palmed me off!
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Post by macliam » Tue Jan 31 2017 2:25pm

What happens when trump takes Viagra?

He gets taller.....
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Feb 01 2017 8:17pm

Luke said 'I think my wife's selling drugs to Mel!'
'What makes you thimk that?'
'He phone this morning and said 'Has the dope gone?'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Feb 04 2017 12:05am

'Give it to me GIVE IT TO ME, I'M SO WET!' She screamed
'No' I said 'It's my umbrella.'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 05 2017 12:12am

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose?

I should never have named two friends.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Feb 07 2017 10:37pm

Dirty Derek our local flasher was thinking about retiring, but he's decided to stick it out for another year!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Feb 08 2017 10:49pm

The second Fifty Shades of Grey film is set to be the sexiest film ever!

Unless you're Welsh in which case it's the Shawn the Sheep movie. :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 10 2017 6:31pm

I went to bed with a blind girl last night, and she said I had the biggest d*ck she'd ever laid her hands on :thumbup:

I said "You're pulling my leg"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Feb 11 2017 6:56pm

MUM!!!

I'm being called gay in school.

Who is calling you that son?

A bunch of really cute boys.
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