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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 14 2017 12:06am

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DON'T TASTE ANYTHING LIKE RIBS :shock:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Oct 17 2017 11:36pm

While digging a hole today, I found a box full of old Roman coins.

I couldn't hold back my excitement, and I ran indoors to tell the wife...

And then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Oct 19 2017 10:37pm

I went into our local coffee shop yesterday and saw they were selling Fair-Trade Coffee.

"What's this then?" I asked.

"Well, it's a way of ensuring that the producers get a fair price for their produce," the guy replied.

"It's a bit pricey at £6.50 a cup, have you anything else?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Well, our 'Sod-the-foreigners-blend is quite popular at £1.50 per cup"
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Post by macliam » Thu Oct 19 2017 11:06pm

kevinchess1 wrote:I went into our local coffee shop yesterday and saw they were selling Fair-Trade Coffee.

"What's this then?" I asked.

"Well, it's a way of ensuring that the producers get a fair price for their produce," the guy replied.

"It's a bit pricey at £6.50 a cup, have you anything else?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Well, our 'Sod-the-foreigners-blend is quite popular at £1.50 per cup"
Is that like the McWho-gives-a-toss?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 21 2017 11:56pm

I was in the Brown Jelly club, sitting with Gary Glitter, and I says to him , Do you like to pamper your girl friend?'
'Nah' he replied 'Shes into Huggies.'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Oct 26 2017 12:08am

I'm doing hands on research about sex between man and his pet dog.
I'll be in my lab
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 30 2017 11:03pm

Sometimes I really worry that a lot of the comments about underfed, on this site, are going to offend him. :(

And then I remember that he can barely even read. :o
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Nov 03 2017 3:20pm

Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey and Dustin Hoffman walk into an Irish themed pub in New York.

The bartender says, "Oh no, not Yewtree again!"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 04 2017 11:45pm

I'm opening a new clothing discount store for Americans.

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Nov 11 2017 11:21pm

I've just put all my dogging equipment up for sale on Ebay. :shock:
Haven't had any bids so far but 12 people watching. :D
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