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kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Feb 16 2017 11:42pm

Al my wife does is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit,.
Costs me a fortune in batteries

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Feb 18 2017 10:54pm

Q. What has 1 finger and is V demanding?
A. A ransom note.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Feb 19 2017 11:11pm

My ex girlfriend owned a parrot
OMG, blooming thing would never ever shut up
The parrot was really cool though

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Feb 20 2017 10:17pm

Safety Warning!!

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex!

My mate was wearing one when the woman's husband shot him!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Feb 21 2017 5:44pm

They say a woman's work is never done!
Which is probably why they are paid less

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Feb 22 2017 4:21pm

I looked out of my window in horror at the motor bike accident
I rushed outside yelling 'LET ME THOUGH, LET ME THOUGH.'
''Thank god, are you a doctor?' a man asked
I said 'No that's my pizza.'

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Wed Feb 22 2017 4:53pm

Doctor: "You're obese!"

Patient "I'd like a second opinion.."

Doctor, "OK, you're 'kin ugly too!"

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Wed Feb 22 2017 5:00pm

Q. What dog has 5 legs?

A. A pitbull coming back from the playground!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Feb 24 2017 12:57pm

I've been asked to write a slogan for Viagra,
I thinking long and hard.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Feb 24 2017 2:24pm

Rushed into Mothercare and asked 'Do you sell maternity dresses?'
'Yes sir.' she replied 'What bust?'
I said 'The condom.'

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