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Easter jokes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 10 2017 9:34pm

As title
But please remember it's important to note the true meaning of Easter said the archbishop of Cadburys
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Re: Easter jokes

Post by expressman33 » Mon Apr 10 2017 10:55pm

What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?

It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
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Post by expressman33 » Mon Apr 10 2017 10:59pm

Raich asked Arnold Schwarzenegger "what is your favorite Christian festival ?"

He replied, "Have to love Easter, baby."
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Re: Easter jokes

Post by expressman33 » Mon Apr 10 2017 11:01pm

I'm going to make Easter easier this year.
I'll just replace the "t" with an "i"
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Re: Easter jokes

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 14 2017 12:19am

Easter was, of course, one of the four original Christian festivals along with Wester, Norther and Souther
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Re: Easter jokes

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 16 2017 11:36pm

They threw me out of church today :(
APPARENTLY the first words spoken by Jesus, as came out of the cave, weren't 'Ta dah.'
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Re: Easter jokes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 17 2017 11:48pm

Jesus comes back to earth and asks
'What do they call the day I was crucified?'
'We call it Good Friday!'
Jesus 'WTF?'
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Re: Easter jokes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 17 2017 11:52pm

Jesus is looking over the bill for the last supper when he sighs and asks 'Why did someone order wine?'
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