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macliam wrote:

kevinchess1 wrote:Bird 'What's your name?'
Rhino 'Neal.'
Bird 'So you're Rhino Neal?'

Rhino 'So what's your name?'
Bird 'Steven'
Rhino 'So you're Steven Seagull!"

Rhino 'What's your name?'
Seagull 'They call me underfed'
Rhino' Underfed? why do they call you that?'
Seagull 'Because I come flying in, squawk squawk squawking, piz everyone off when I carp all over everything, then I fly off until the next day when i do it ALL OVER AGAIN!'

"why does everyone think I'm an alcoholic just because i'm a wino"

kevinchess1 wrote: Rhino 'What's your name?'
Seagull 'They call me underfed'
Rhino' Underfed? why do they call you that?'
Seagull 'Because I come flying in, squawk squawk squawking, piz everyone off when I carp all over everything, then I fly off until the next day when i do it ALL OVER AGAIN!'

I've highlighted your spelling errors Kev. It should be underfog.

There once was an ugly duckling.

Fuggsy wrote:There once was an ugly duckling.

You can't say that about Underfed!

Seagull to baby hippo - "Stand up and stop being a hypo-chondriac"

Behave yourself or I will fly above you and drop my secret weapon.

Sunderland unveil their new signings.

I think we've both been on the grass again

Seagulls are known to steal anything , look what this one picked up from the zoo