Christmas JOkes

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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 19 2017 11:46am

Or the Sunderland defence As they are better known
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by 1960mackem » Tue Dec 19 2017 12:02pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Or the Sunderland defence As they are better known
we never signed Tony Adams :) - Steve bould was a fantastic signing, wish he'd been a bit younger though
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 19 2017 12:27pm

Are Tony Adams, 4 PL titles, 3 FAcups 2 league Cups
AND
a European trophy
More than the current Sunderland squad combine I reckon
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Dec 19 2017 5:07pm

Christmas these days is a lot like having sex, the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money. :(
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 21 2017 11:25pm

How do we know baby Jesus' birthweight was 9lbs?
There was a weigh in the manger.
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 22 2017 12:00am

Santa 'And what do you want for Christmas Luke?'
Luke ' I WANT A REAL LIVE DRAGON!'
sANTA 'come on now Luke, be a bit more realistic!'
'Luke 'Then I want a Real live girlfriend.'
Santa pauses before replying 'What color do you want your dragon?'
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 23 2017 10:08am

Mary 'You HAVE sorted out the hotel haven't you?'
Joseph 'Well of course I have, stop going on and on about it.'
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 23 2017 7:37pm

Brown Jelly have gone all festive by adding snow to their homepage :thumbup:
Well, i assume it's snow :?
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Dec 24 2017 12:10am

16 Bottles of wine, 13 bottles of cider, 11 JD, 12 vodka, 13x24 packs of stella, 10 bottle of rum and 12 gin.
Mackem's Weekly shop done, he better start thinking about getting something in for Christmas.
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by 1960mackem » Sun Dec 24 2017 2:25am

Mary Chris-mazz wrote:16 Bottles of wine, 13 bottles of cider, 11 JD, 12 vodka, 13x24 packs of stella, 10 bottle of rum and 12 gin.
Mackem's Weekly shop done, he better start thinking about getting something in for Christmas.
And don't forget the pork scratching :lol:
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