Christmas JOkes

The light-hearted side of life
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 25 2017 11:21pm

Look at those saddo losers logging on here on Christmas day...oh...wait
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 25 2017 11:23pm

I saw a poor homeless woman outside Boots and I remember reading about buying them feminine products and how much they appreciate it. So I rushed into Boots and then rushed out and handed her a carrier bag. She look in it and, ungrateful said 'What am I going to do with an iron?'
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Dec 25 2017 11:24pm

Joseph: Do you have any rooms?
Innkeeper: No, we're full.
Joseph: Listen, my wife is pregnant....
Innkeeper: Hey, that's not my fault!
Joseph: It's not mine, either!
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Dec 27 2017 8:58am

There is 362 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up already!

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