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by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 14 2018 9:06pm
'They can deliver a Piping hot, crispy Hawaiian in under 20 minutes!'
'Who? Pizzahut?'
'No Kim Jong Un
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 28 2018 7:49pm
Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of ikea, has died aged 91.
His family are in pieces
Flat pack coffins.
Allen Key.
Leftover parts.
This joke requires some assembly
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by Chadwick » Mon Jan 29 2018 8:53am
The man who stole my diary has died.
My thoughts are with his family.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 29 2018 2:42pm
A clown just held the door open for me
What a nice jester
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by RonFlorabud » Fri Feb 09 2018 4:24pm
I'm looking forward to the World Origami Championships tonight.
I'm watching it on paper view...
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 09 2018 5:36pm
Sorry but that’s not going ahead now
The sponsors have folded
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Feb 12 2018 11:09am
I know it's the Winter olympics
but can we PLEASE avoid any jokes about ski jumping?
Its a slippery slope...
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by Chadwick » Mon Feb 12 2018 12:25pm
RonFlorabud wrote:I'm looking forward to the World Origami Championships tonight.
I'm watching it on paper view...
kevinchess1 wrote:Sorry but that’s not going ahead now
The sponsors have folded
That's a shame. On paper it was a great idea.
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by macliam » Mon Feb 12 2018 3:27pm
Chadwick wrote:RonFlorabud wrote:I'm looking forward to the World Origami Championships tonight.
I'm watching it on paper view...
kevinchess1 wrote:Sorry but that’s not going ahead now
The sponsors have folded
That's a shame. On paper it was a great idea.
You guys crease me up!
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by macliam » Mon Feb 12 2018 3:28pm
kevinchess1 wrote:I know it's the Winter olympics
but can we PLEASE avoid any jokes about ski jumping?
Its a slippery slope...
careful kev, you're skating on thin ice.
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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