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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 14 2018 9:06pm

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 28 2018 7:49pm

Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of ikea, has died aged 91.

His family are in pieces

Flat pack coffins.
Allen Key.
Leftover parts.

This joke requires some assembly
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Post by Chadwick » Mon Jan 29 2018 8:53am

The man who stole my diary has died.

My thoughts are with his family.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Jan 29 2018 2:42pm

A clown just held the door open for me
What a nice jester
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Post by RonFlorabud » Fri Feb 09 2018 4:24pm

I'm looking forward to the World Origami Championships tonight.
I'm watching it on paper view...
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 09 2018 5:36pm

Sorry but that’s not going ahead now :thumbdown:
The sponsors have folded :shock:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Feb 12 2018 11:09am

I know it's the Winter olympics
but can we PLEASE avoid any jokes about ski jumping?
Its a slippery slope...
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Post by Chadwick » Mon Feb 12 2018 12:25pm

RonFlorabud wrote:I'm looking forward to the World Origami Championships tonight.
I'm watching it on paper view...
kevinchess1 wrote:Sorry but that’s not going ahead now :thumbdown:
The sponsors have folded :shock:
That's a shame. On paper it was a great idea.
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Post by macliam » Mon Feb 12 2018 3:27pm

Chadwick wrote:
RonFlorabud wrote:I'm looking forward to the World Origami Championships tonight.
I'm watching it on paper view...
kevinchess1 wrote:Sorry but that’s not going ahead now :thumbdown:
The sponsors have folded :shock:
That's a shame. On paper it was a great idea.
You guys crease me up! ;)
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Post by macliam » Mon Feb 12 2018 3:28pm

kevinchess1 wrote:I know it's the Winter olympics
but can we PLEASE avoid any jokes about ski jumping?
Its a slippery slope...
careful kev, you're skating on thin ice.
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