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I’m spending today lying in the sun
I love being a tabloid journalist

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He’s now a seasoned veteran.

Chadwick wrote:A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He’s now a seasoned veteran.

.... and worth his salt?

Did the police a salt him then?

Alex Ferguson has been visited by Wayne Rooney whilst in Intensive care
‘His speech is improving and he can just about string a sentence together’ ...said Alex

Have you heard about the new pillows made out of corduroy?
They’re making headlines.

Prince Harry says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding.

Prince Phillip says he doesn't care, he's still going!

If dogs could text you they'd fill up your phone with "Ya coming home? Ya coming home? Where ya at? Where ya at? Oops, I destroyed something! Ya coming home? Ya coming home? Where ya at? postman POSTMAN WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF Ya coming home?"

If cats could text you, they wouldn't.

Dog 1: "I heard a great joke today"

Dog 2: "Let's hear it then"

Dog1: "Knock kno..."

Dog2: goes mental

Bruce Willis all ways makes the same films. Well you know what that say about old habits.


I like most of Bruce Willis films but I'm not a die hard fan