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New year jokes

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Dec 29 2016 4:34pm

As title
I'll start;
I'm so worried about Climate Change( :lol: ) that my New Year resolution is to give up spray on deodorant
Roll on 2017
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Post by macliam » Thu Dec 29 2016 4:56pm

SWMBO still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are....... :shifty:
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Post by expressman33 » Thu Dec 29 2016 11:04pm

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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Post by expressman33 » Fri Dec 30 2016 8:17am

Let's bring down the Government on Jan 1st - it can be a New Year Revolution
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Post by Luke_PieStalker » Sat Dec 31 2016 12:13am

I was having a rummage in ken drawers, looking for his Beige Blusher, when I found this

"me knew yeer ressylooshuns." By Kev Chessman aged 69

2012
too date moor hot supper models
2013
too date moor hot models
2014
too date moor models
2015
too date moor
2016
too date
2017
to stop crying meself too sleep every nite.'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 31 2016 3:36pm

IDSIS told me "My resolution is to be a happier person"

"That's lovely!" I said

"I'm glad you think so, your bag's by the front door."
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 31 2016 3:39pm

Happy New Year everyone!!!

Think I may have premature congratulation.
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Post by macliam » Sat Dec 31 2016 4:03pm

Stop drinking Guiness and move on to Beamish - that's my New Beer Resolution.
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Post by macliam » Sat Dec 31 2016 4:06pm

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