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by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 10 2017 8:39pm
I hate people that dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else!
Blooming referees.
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 10 2017 8:41pm
I was going to go to a fancy dress party, with John McEnroe, as Harry Potters godfather.
But he said "You can't be Sirius"
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 11 2017 7:30pm
My mate replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his wife.
She hit the roof.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Jan 12 2017 8:40pm
Snowing!
I'm doing doughnuts in the pub car park
And Mackem is doing doughnuts in Gregs
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Jan 12 2017 11:29pm
Doctor: "I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?"
Nurse: "B positive"
Doctor: "OK!, I don't think this patient is dying"
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Jan 12 2017 11:30pm
12 days in and I’ve left my new gym. Just didn’t work out.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Jan 12 2017 11:31pm
kevinchess1 wrote:Snowing!
I'm doing doughnuts in the pub car park
And Mackem is doing doughnuts in Gregs
The Met Office have just issued a yellow warning!!!
Do not eat yellow snow!
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Jan 13 2017 11:37pm
A message just popped up on my printer saying I need to replace the cyan cartridge - completely out of the blue!
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Jan 14 2017 7:55pm
macliam's 4 children have denied rumours that he is a closet monarchist
'Dad is a republican though and though!' said sons Charles, Andy, Edward and daughter Ann.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Jan 15 2017 1:33pm
My wife was crying because the clothes in a +size catalogue wouldn't fit her.
"Don't let it get you down" I said, "you're bigger than that"
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