Clean jokes - post 'em here

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Jan 17 2017 11:04pm

Just got back from the cinema, saw a film about a T bag
It was a PG

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Jan 19 2017 11:21pm

mackem goes into McburgaKin and asks for 2 Whoppers
Cashier says 'Most Northerners have jobs and Sunderland will get into Europe this season

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Jan 22 2017 9:28pm

Hedgehogs

Y cant they just share the hedge

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Jan 24 2017 2:04pm

A terrorist attack has blown away two local houses, one made of straw & the other made of wood.

Police think that its probably a lone wolf.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Jan 26 2017 9:45pm

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall?

They'll get over it.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Thu Jan 26 2017 11:12pm

Just a quick reminder for anyone who got a book from expressman for a Christmas present
They are due back at the library tommorrow

Boro Boy · Post by **Boro Boy** » Fri Jan 27 2017 1:44am

So what did the security guard say to president Trump when someone tried to shoot him!?!

"Donald duck!!!"

Boro Boy · Post by **Boro Boy** » Fri Jan 27 2017 1:45am

Did you hear about the tramp who would only use magazines to sleep on???

He had lots of back issues...!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Jan 27 2017 8:06am

I've been invited to join the new “Suspense Club.”
Their first rule is...

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Jan 28 2017 1:25pm

There are 10 types of people.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.