Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Feb 10 2017 3:56pm

Is that Herbie on the phone ?

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Feb 10 2017 3:59pm

Man on the phone - " I've just got a pair of slippers"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Feb 10 2017 4:23pm

Man on the phone - "There's 2 bankers walking past me"
Man on other end of phone - "How do you know they're bankers"
Man on the phone - "They're both bent"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Feb 10 2017 6:02pm

"I must teach my brothers how to dance"

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 10 2017 6:43pm

Time has not be kind to former childhood stars Banana Splits.' and 'Dennis the menace.'
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by Chadwick » Sat Feb 11 2017 10:38am

Following the rise of the right wing after the Brexit vote, bent bananas are now being deported.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by Beachboy » Sun Feb 12 2017 7:33am

Conclusive evidence that Bexit is turning the UK into a Banana Republic.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by blythburgh » Sun Feb 12 2017 7:53am

That man must be bananas, he is talking on the phone instead of texting
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Tue Feb 14 2017 9:14pm

"We're splitting up"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 17 Feb) + last week's winner

Post by Richard Frost » Tue Feb 14 2017 11:18pm

kevinchess1 wrote:
blythburgh wrote:I kid you not, this is the sort of job a degree gets you in Britain since Brexit

(Had to add the last bit to balance Kev's whinges about anyone who dares criticise the way brexit is handled or has caused)

Brexit
Irelevant, it's not a real word but made up.

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