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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Wed Feb 22 2017 4:58pm

"What do you do?" She asked, wanting to know a little more about him

"Oh, I work with animals" He said, looking into her deep blue eyes

"What, are you a vet or something? She asked, moving a little closer

"No, I'm a butcher..... wait!"
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 24 2017 12:58pm

I've just been to see the meerkats at the zoo, how disappointing!

They know nothing about car insurance.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Feb 25 2017 12:18pm

I've just invented a brand new word;

'Plagiarism'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Feb 25 2017 1:32pm

Dentist: This will hurt.
Patient: OK.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Feb 25 2017 6:29pm

1,
2,
3,
4,
5..
Once I caught a fish alive...

6,
7,
8,
9,
10..
Just been banned from Sea World again.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 26 2017 10:32am

My dog’s just blown his kennel up!

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 02 2017 3:29pm

In my time on Earth I've encountered a lot of stereotypes.

Sony, Bose, Crutchfield, Bang & Olufsen. The list goes on.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 06 2017 2:33pm

"Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous"

"I see a lot of new faces here tonight"
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Mon Mar 06 2017 3:13pm

kevinchess1 wrote:"Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous"

"I see a lot of new faces here tonight"
And how refreshing to hear that joke again...
viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2297&p=178261#p178261

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 07 2017 3:15pm

I've got a new job working shift work making chess pieces.

I'm on Knights next week
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