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Postby kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:24 pm

Luke 'I lost my last job because I downloaded some porn and cause everything to crash,'
'Seems a bit harsh.'
'Well they don't mess about at the airport.'
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:07 pm

Walk up behind Luke as he type away, looked over his shoulder and said, 'You have missed out an 'R.'
Wait...what...what do you mean?' he answered nervously
'You're searching for images of gaRy oldmen.' are you not?'
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 21, 2017 3:34 pm

The inventor of the condom died last week

His funeral was very Safe, but less enjoyable than other funerals I've attended"
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Postby kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:48 pm

"Mum! I'm going out!"

You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt!!

"Why?"

Because I can see your balls, Luke.
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Postby kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:10 pm

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. :(

His family are taking it really hard :?
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Postby Chadwick » Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:37 pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Proper punctuation is the difference between a sentence that is well-written and a sentence that is, well, written.

Indeed. And also the difference between helping Uncle Jack off his horse, and helping Uncle jack off his horse.
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:49 pm

?
Think you are missing a comma somewhere.
All you have there is a duplicate statement...are you underdawg in disguise?
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby Chadwick » Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:15 am

kevinchess1 wrote:?
Think you are missing a comma somewhere.
All you have there is a duplicate statement...are you underdawg in disguise?

I think it's correct.
It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:04 pm

I'm organising a party for people who can't reach an orgasm.

So, if you can't come then let me know :thumbup:
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Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:20 am

IF
I had a penny for every time someone called me sexist
I'd be earning more than the average woman
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