Over 18s jokes - post here

The light-hearted side of life
kevinchess1
Posts: 23770
Joined: Mon Jun 28 2010 11:02pm
Location: Miles away from the sea
Has thanked: 12599 times
Been thanked: 17167 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 20 2017 11:24pm

Luke 'I lost my last job because I downloaded some porn and cause everything to crash,'
'Seems a bit harsh.'
'Well they don't mess about at the airport.'
Politically incorrect since 69

kevinchess1
Posts: 23770
Joined: Mon Jun 28 2010 11:02pm
Location: Miles away from the sea
Has thanked: 12599 times
Been thanked: 17167 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 21 2017 2:07pm

Walk up behind Luke as he type away, looked over his shoulder and said, 'You have missed out an 'R.'
Wait...what...what do you mean?' he answered nervously
'You're searching for images of gaRy oldmen.' are you not?'
Politically incorrect since 69

kevinchess1
Posts: 23770
Joined: Mon Jun 28 2010 11:02pm
Location: Miles away from the sea
Has thanked: 12599 times
Been thanked: 17167 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 21 2017 3:34pm

The inventor of the condom died last week

His funeral was very Safe, but less enjoyable than other funerals I've attended"
Thanked by: Denant
Politically incorrect since 69

kevinchess1
Posts: 23770
Joined: Mon Jun 28 2010 11:02pm
Location: Miles away from the sea
Has thanked: 12599 times
Been thanked: 17167 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 22 2017 3:48pm

"Mum! I'm going out!"

You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt!!

"Why?"

Because I can see your balls, Luke.
Thanked by: Mel
Politically incorrect since 69

kevinchess1
Posts: 23770
Joined: Mon Jun 28 2010 11:02pm
Location: Miles away from the sea
Has thanked: 12599 times
Been thanked: 17167 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 27 2017 3:10pm

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. :(

His family are taking it really hard :?
Politically incorrect since 69

Chadwick
Posts: 2435
Joined: Mon Jul 05 2010 4:21pm
Has thanked: 1234 times
Been thanked: 2583 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by Chadwick » Mon Mar 27 2017 4:37pm

kevinchess1 wrote:Proper punctuation is the difference between a sentence that is well-written and a sentence that is, well, written.
Indeed. And also the difference between helping Uncle Jack off his horse, and helping Uncle jack off his horse.

kevinchess1
Posts: 23770
Joined: Mon Jun 28 2010 11:02pm
Location: Miles away from the sea
Has thanked: 12599 times
Been thanked: 17167 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 27 2017 6:49pm

?
Think you are missing a comma somewhere.
All you have there is a duplicate statement...are you underdawg in disguise?
Politically incorrect since 69

Chadwick
Posts: 2435
Joined: Mon Jul 05 2010 4:21pm
Has thanked: 1234 times
Been thanked: 2583 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by Chadwick » Tue Mar 28 2017 8:15am

kevinchess1 wrote:?
Think you are missing a comma somewhere.
All you have there is a duplicate statement...are you underdawg in disguise?
I think it's correct.
It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Thanked by: kevinchess1

kevinchess1
Posts: 23770
Joined: Mon Jun 28 2010 11:02pm
Location: Miles away from the sea
Has thanked: 12599 times
Been thanked: 17167 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 30 2017 3:04pm

I'm organising a party for people who can't reach an orgasm.

So, if you can't come then let me know :thumbup:
Politically incorrect since 69

kevinchess1
Posts: 23770
Joined: Mon Jun 28 2010 11:02pm
Location: Miles away from the sea
Has thanked: 12599 times
Been thanked: 17167 times
Contact:

Re: Over 18s jokes - post here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 01 2017 12:20pm

IF
I had a penny for every time someone called me sexist
I'd be earning more than the average woman
Thanked by: Mel
Politically incorrect since 69

Locked

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests