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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby Chadwick » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:33 pm

I have a step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:47 pm

My mate needed a bone marrow transplant

We found a match in Argentina

The operation was a success

Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby Chadwick » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:07 pm

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:06 pm

The police came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5?.

I told them Nursery school.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby Chadwick » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:52 pm

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:54 pm

Wife said 'Make love to me like they do in the movies!'
I was Fast, she was Furious... :D
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby Chadwick » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:49 am

Jokes about Communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:16 pm

Our Wi-Fi wasn't working last night so I sat & chatted to the Mrs for a change.

I'm surprised to hear she no longer works at Woolworths.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:52 pm

IF
The Brexit propasal is finnished ny the end of march, will it be the end of May?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:19 am

Happy April Fools day everyone :thumbup:
Don't forget to put your clocks foward
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