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by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 20 2017 11:24pm
Luke 'I lost my last job because I downloaded some porn and cause everything to crash,'
'Seems a bit harsh.'
'Well they don't mess about at the airport.'
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 21 2017 2:07pm
Walk up behind Luke as he type away, looked over his shoulder and said, 'You have missed out an 'R.'
Wait...what...what do you mean?' he answered nervously
'You're searching for images of gaRy oldmen.' are you not?'
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 21 2017 3:34pm
The inventor of the condom died last week
His funeral was very Safe, but less enjoyable than other funerals I've attended"
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 22 2017 3:48pm
"Mum! I'm going out!"
You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt!!
"Why?"
Because I can see your balls, Luke.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 27 2017 3:10pm
The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died.
His family are taking it really hard
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by Chadwick » Mon Mar 27 2017 4:37pm
kevinchess1 wrote:Proper punctuation is the difference between a sentence that is well-written and a sentence that is, well, written.
Indeed. And also the difference between helping Uncle Jack off his horse, and helping Uncle jack off his horse.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Mar 27 2017 6:49pm
?
Think you are missing a comma somewhere.
All you have there is a duplicate statement...are you underdawg in disguise?
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by Chadwick » Tue Mar 28 2017 8:15am
kevinchess1 wrote:?
Think you are missing a comma somewhere.
All you have there is a duplicate statement...are you underdawg in disguise?
I think it's correct.
It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Mar 30 2017 3:04pm
I'm organising a party for people who can't reach an orgasm.
So, if you can't come then let me know
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 01 2017 12:20pm
IF
I had a penny for every time someone called me sexist
I'd be earning more than the average woman
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