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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Mon Apr 10 2017 1:54pm

I was at a cricket match and couldn't work out why the ball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 11 2017 9:54pm

'YEs sir, what can I get you?'
Mackem 'BEER!'
'Sir this is McDonalds.'
'Oops sorry, can I have a McBeer please.'
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 12 2017 10:51pm

Chadwick wrote:What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

........What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 12 2017 10:52pm

I've just posted a joke about @United Airlines...

But the company have now forcibly removed it!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 12 2017 10:54pm

Chadwick Takes a dip in the pool....

Lifeguard said ‘What you got there?’

He said ‘hummus'
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Thu Apr 13 2017 9:23am

Aibohphobia

Fear of palindromes.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 14 2017 11:30pm

My dad always said

"If u get a tattoo make sure u have it done in a place that doesn't matter"

So I’m off to Wales...
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 15 2017 4:27pm

My missus asked me to stop obsessing over Status Quo.

I told her I'll do
whatever she wants,
whatever she likes
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 16 2017 5:43pm

Just watched an interview with Lance Armstrong, and he lied so much,
I'm beginning to wonder if he ever landed on the moon at all.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 16 2017 5:53pm

Q Why is Peter Pan always flying :?:
A Neverlands :D
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