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Chadwick
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by Chadwick » Mon Apr 10 2017 1:54pm
I was at a cricket match and couldn't work out why the ball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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kevinchess1
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Apr 11 2017 9:54pm
'YEs sir, what can I get you?'
Mackem 'BEER!'
'Sir this is McDonalds.'
'Oops sorry, can I have a McBeer please.'
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kevinchess1
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 12 2017 10:51pm
Chadwick wrote:What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
........What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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kevinchess1
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 12 2017 10:52pm
I've just posted a joke about @United Airlines...
But the company have now forcibly removed it!
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by kevinchess1 » Wed Apr 12 2017 10:54pm
Chadwick Takes a dip in the pool....
Lifeguard said ‘What you got there?’
He said ‘hummus'
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by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 14 2017 11:30pm
My dad always said
"If u get a tattoo make sure u have it done in a place that doesn't matter"
So I’m off to Wales...
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 15 2017 4:27pm
My missus asked me to stop obsessing over Status Quo.
I told her I'll do
whatever she wants,
whatever she likes
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 16 2017 5:43pm
Just watched an interview with Lance Armstrong, and he lied so much,
I'm beginning to wonder if he ever landed on the moon at all.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 16 2017 5:53pm
Q Why is Peter Pan always flying
A Neverlands
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