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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Tue Apr 18 2017 8:33am

A man walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
The barman says "If you want punch, you'll have to stand in line".
The man looks around, but there is no punch line.
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Post by Chadwick » Thu Apr 20 2017 3:48pm

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river.
One shouts to the other: "I need you to help me get to the other side."
The other man replies: "You are on the other side."

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Boro Boy » Thu Apr 20 2017 7:15pm

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose! It was an iron bar! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 20 2017 8:51pm

I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS!
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 21 2017 12:17am

I don't see an end
I have no control
i don't think there's an escape
and I don't have a home anymore


Time for a new keyboard
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 21 2017 3:38pm

Say what you like about the Queen's judgement but she's always on the money.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 22 2017 7:21pm

Brilliant marketing idea:
Use chromosomes in advertising :?:
because everyone knows sex cells.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 24 2017 5:45pm

My dad always said "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more",
Great bloke.. Terrible anesthetist.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 24 2017 11:59pm

I've just remembered a word I've been trying to think of for 2 weeks.
Fortnight
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Tue Apr 25 2017 8:11pm

Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.
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