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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby Chadwick » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:33 am

A man walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
The barman says "If you want punch, you'll have to stand in line".
The man looks around, but there is no punch line.

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby Chadwick » Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:48 pm

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river.
One shouts to the other: "I need you to help me get to the other side."
The other man replies: "You are on the other side."
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby Boro Boy » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:15 pm

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose! It was an iron bar! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:51 pm

I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS!
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:17 pm

I don't see an end
I have no control
i don't think there's an escape
and I don't have a home anymore


Time for a new keyboard
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:38 pm

Say what you like about the Queen's judgement but she's always on the money.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 22, 2017 6:21 pm

Brilliant marketing idea:
Use chromosomes in advertising :?:
because everyone knows sex cells.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 24, 2017 4:45 pm

My dad always said "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more",
Great bloke.. Terrible anesthetist.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:59 pm

I've just remembered a word I've been trying to think of for 2 weeks.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby Chadwick » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:11 pm

Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.

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