Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by Beachboy » Fri Jun 09 2017 4:00pm

St Elmos soon to be fired.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by Beachboy » Fri Jun 09 2017 4:08pm

The DUP rep didn't take his first Cabinet meeting as seriously as the Tories had hoped.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by Beachboy » Fri Jun 09 2017 4:11pm

The Tories spot a fox and think about killing it but then reconsider because if they get rid Liam one of them might have to get involved in Brexit negotiations.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Jun 09 2017 4:36pm

Elmo: “So, this isn't the fancy dress party?”
Reply: “No, it's the Conservative Party!”
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Jun 09 2017 4:37pm

No, I said today's Sesame Street should include Elmo and five short STORIES!
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Jun 09 2017 4:38pm

When they announced the result the assembled voters screamed "Hell ... No" but this muppet thought they were shouting "Elmo"!
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Jun 09 2017 4:44pm

"Today's Sesame Street has been brought to you by the letters PM and the Number 10.”
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by macliam » Sat Jun 10 2017 12:21am

Hmm, I'd say the Minister for Intolerance looks scarlet, not orange.......
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by Fuggsy » Sat Jun 10 2017 10:53am

Tories call on the DUP, to show that it's changed...
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 16 Jun) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Sun Jun 11 2017 9:03pm

If Theresa May cuts funding for Sesame Street on British TV , how will The Cabinet learn to read ?
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