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kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Jun 12 2017 2:55pm

I know people think it's dangerous to drink brake fluid but I can stop any time I want

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Jun 12 2017 4:31pm

I bought my Grandson an Action Man for his birthday, but he told me he really wanted a Red Indian.
Since then I've been trying to put a brave face on it.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Jun 12 2017 9:21pm

A lorry load of Vicks VapoRub has crashed and overturned on the M62.

Police are saying that there will be no congestion for at least twenty-four hours

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Tue Jun 13 2017 10:04pm

The Periodic Table has just got a new element:!:
The element of surprise:?:

AH!

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Jun 14 2017 3:17pm

I got really emotional this morning at the petrol station.. I don't know why.. I just started filling up.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Jun 17 2017 10:49am

"The problem with posts on Imutual is that you can never tell if they're Orignal"
Winston Churchill 1944

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sun Jun 18 2017 9:29pm

I've just bought a dog that can do magic tricks.

It's a Labracadabrador.

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Wed Jun 21 2017 3:33pm

I feel sorry for Greggs staff in this hot weather

They must be BAKING in there

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Sat Jun 24 2017 3:05pm

Just heard on the news that Beyonce has discovered that Roy Castle was really her father.

Can't see her taking his surname somehow.

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Wed Jun 28 2017 11:26am

"I've bad news for ye" says Dr. O'Driscoll, "ye've only 24 hours to live......"

"Oh, jeez" says yer man, "it can't get worse!"

"Well," says O'Driscoll "I've been trying to talk to you since I found out yesterday!"

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