Over 18s jokes - post here

[Boro Boy]

Boro Boy having a good rummage in his Local antique shop when he discovers an old lamp
He can't make out the engraving decides to give the lamp a really good polish and out pops a genie
'I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you a single wish so choose wisely my son.'
Boro has a bit of a think and says 'I wish that I don't die before Middleborough get back in the Premier League!'
And that's how Boro Boy became Immortal :thumbup

Shame you can't spell Middlesbrough...!

[1960mackem]

Boro Boy having a good rummage in his Local antique shop when he discovers an old lamp
He can't make out the engraving decides to give the lamp a really good polish and out pops a genie
'I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you a single wish so choose wisely my son.'
Boro has a bit of a think and says 'I wish that I don't die before Middleborough get back in the Premier League!'
And that's how Boro Boy became Immortal :thumbup

Shame you can't spell Middlesbrough...!

SMOGGYLAND

[macliam]

Boro Boy having a good rummage in his Local antique shop when he discovers an old lamp
He can't make out the engraving decides to give the lamp a really good polish and out pops a genie
'I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you a single wish so choose wisely my son.'
Boro has a bit of a think and says 'I wish that I don't die before Middleborough get back in the Premier League!'
And that's how Boro Boy became Immortal :thumbup

Shame you can't spell Middlesbrough...!

Picky - I thought kev had a new spellchecker!

[kevinchess1]

I do Gramerly
But when I type it in it suggested

Middle Burrow
Muddle rough
and
'Northern-city-no-one-gives-a-stuff-about

[1960mackem]

you been peeping in my online addy book ?

[kevinchess1]

Luke visits a Psychiatrist and takes an ink blot test.
The Psychiatrist shows him an ink blot and asks him what it looks like to him. Luke says "A naked woman"
The Psychiatrist shows him another ink blot and asks the same question. "That's a naked woman riding a bike" Luke replies
The Psychiatrist shows him a third ink blot and Luke says "That's a naked woman laying on a bed with her legs open"
The Psychiatrist then says to Luke "It would seem that you have some sort of a deep routed sexual perversion"
Luke replies "It's not my fault, you're the one showing me all those filthy pictures"!

[kevinchess1]

I made a joke about my Luke's Thai bride.
He finds it really annoying...
And so does Luke

[kevinchess1]

A furniture store keeps calling me.
But I made it V clear all I wanted was one-night stand.

[kevinchess1]

I still remember my grandfather's last words...
"Stop playing with my shotgun.'

[macliam]

An irish joke for you....

Yer man was walking in the Gaeltacht (Irish speaking area)

He saw another guy kneeling beside a pool and scooping up the water to drink

So, being helpful, he shouted "Ná deoch an t-uisce, go bhfuil sé lán de chac bó!!"**

The guy shouts back "Can't you speak English, Paddy?"

So yer man says "Sure - use both hands, ye'll get more in!"




**Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit!!"