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by kevinchess1 » Fri Jul 07 2017 2:30pm
'You should see his backhand' says the prostitute with the black eye
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by 1960mackem » Fri Jul 07 2017 3:48pm
macliam wrote:I thought Becker had put on a few pounds.......
I'd heard that's all he's got left after his bankruptcy
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by Beachboy » Fri Jul 07 2017 8:53pm
Boris said it made a nice change from playing whiff waff.
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by Markcity » Sat Jul 08 2017 2:47pm
"Listen, I'm losing 2 sets to nil..not 2 sets to 'love' becuase I m not having anything to do with the French or any other Europeans! Okay!"
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by blythburgh » Sat Jul 08 2017 4:55pm
macliam wrote:expressman33 wrote:Boris Johnson goes to court
Hardly the first time, maybe the ball-boy is his secret lovechild
I do not think he has more than one as his mistresses usually opt for an abortion apparently
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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by expressman33 » Sat Jul 08 2017 6:40pm
Boris In a John McEnroe voice "What do you mean the vote was in , It was out "
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 10 2017 3:40pm
'15-luv' was the answer she gave Boris when he asked her age over breakfast
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by Beachboy » Mon Jul 10 2017 4:00pm
Boris initially said the ball landed in but at the last moment to the bemusement of his doubles partner changed his mind and announced it was instead out.
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by macliam » Mon Jul 10 2017 4:02pm
Boris thought he was odds-on favourite, but found it difficult due to the knife in his back......
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Jul 10 2017 5:26pm
Boris HOhnson, What a racket, New balls Luv all
And then, later, he's playing tennis
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