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kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Fri Jul 07 2017 2:30pm

'You should see his backhand' says the prostitute with the black eye

1960mackem · Post by **1960mackem** » Fri Jul 07 2017 3:48pm

macliam wrote:I thought Becker had put on a few pounds.......

I'd heard that's all he's got left after his bankruptcy

Beachboy · Post by **Beachboy** » Fri Jul 07 2017 8:53pm

Boris said it made a nice change from playing whiff waff.

Markcity · Post by **Markcity** » Sat Jul 08 2017 2:47pm

"Listen, I'm losing 2 sets to nil..not 2 sets to 'love' becuase I m not having anything to do with the French or any other Europeans! Okay!"

blythburgh · Post by **blythburgh** » Sat Jul 08 2017 4:55pm

macliam wrote:
expressman33 wrote:Boris Johnson goes to court
Hardly the first time, maybe the ball-boy is his secret lovechild

I do not think he has more than one as his mistresses usually opt for an abortion apparently

expressman33 · Post by **expressman33** » Sat Jul 08 2017 6:40pm

Boris In a John McEnroe voice "What do you mean the vote was in , It was out "

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Jul 10 2017 3:40pm

'15-luv' was the answer she gave Boris when he asked her age over breakfast

Beachboy · Post by **Beachboy** » Mon Jul 10 2017 4:00pm

Boris initially said the ball landed in but at the last moment to the bemusement of his doubles partner changed his mind and announced it was instead out.

macliam · Post by **macliam** » Mon Jul 10 2017 4:02pm

Boris thought he was odds-on favourite, but found it difficult due to the knife in his back......

kevinchess1 · Post by **kevinchess1** » Mon Jul 10 2017 5:26pm

Boris HOhnson, What a racket, New balls Luv all
And then, later, he's playing tennis

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