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Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:14 pm

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:15 pm

Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal... until the pressure got to him.
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Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:24 pm

Woke up in the night thinking that the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was in the room.
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified..
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Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:29 pm

They say education is the key to success. Wrong, I have no education, and look at Albert Einstein – he was a dropout.

Yet he still ended up being the first man on the moon!
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Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:16 pm

I finally got one of those roof boxes for the car.
It's very practical.
I can barely hear my kids now.
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Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:25 pm

Escalator broke down today
People just stopped and staired
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