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Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:14 pm

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Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:15 pm

Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal... until the pressure got to him.
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Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:24 pm

Woke up in the night thinking that the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was in the room.
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified..
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Postby kevinchess1 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:29 pm

They say education is the key to success. Wrong, I have no education, and look at Albert Einstein – he was a dropout.

Yet he still ended up being the first man on the moon!
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Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:16 pm

I finally got one of those roof boxes for the car.
It's very practical.
I can barely hear my kids now.
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Postby kevinchess1 » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:25 pm

Escalator broke down today
People just stopped and staired
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Postby kevinchess1 » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:05 pm

“Winnie The Pooh’s gone to the West Indies.”
“Antigua?”
“No, I think he went with Piglet
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Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:01 pm

I'm thinking of getting into mind reading.
Any thoughts?
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Postby kevinchess1 » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:04 pm

Wife: we have to get rid of these ants
Me: if u don't look at them they disappear
Wife: that's ignorant
Me: i know the technical term!
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Postby kevinchess1 » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:02 pm

I saw a documentary last night about how ships are held together.

...it was riveting.
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