Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by macliam » Fri Sep 08 2017 12:31pm

When the viagra failed, a transplant was the only other option...........
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by dorisifa » Fri Sep 08 2017 12:59pm

"Um, my dying wish was to visit some whores."
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by macliam » Fri Sep 08 2017 1:02pm

George had been touch and go - but was now stable.....
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Sep 08 2017 1:12pm

"And you'll get your diagnosis straight from the horses mouth"

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by Beachboy » Fri Sep 08 2017 1:21pm

It was hoped it might gee gee him up a little bit.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by Beachboy » Fri Sep 08 2017 1:25pm

Some hurdles are overcome so that patient Jim Carna can fulfil his final wish.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Sep 08 2017 1:25pm

"I know an old lady who swallowed a fly"
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by expressman33 » Fri Sep 08 2017 1:29pm

After the throat operation the patient was feeling a little horse
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by macliam » Fri Sep 08 2017 1:34pm

When George called his wife a right mare, they thought he was exaggerating......
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Post by Boro Boy » Fri Sep 08 2017 2:07pm

There was a little confusion at the hospital today when a patient asked for a "Jumper"....! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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