Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby macliam » Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:31 am

When the viagra failed, a transplant was the only other option...........
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby dorisifa » Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:59 am

"Um, my dying wish was to visit some whores."
But apart from that Mrs Lincoln how was the play?

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby macliam » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:02 pm

George had been touch and go - but was now stable.....
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby expressman33 » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:12 pm

"And you'll get your diagnosis straight from the horses mouth"

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby Beachboy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:21 pm

It was hoped it might gee gee him up a little bit.

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby Beachboy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:25 pm

Some hurdles are overcome so that patient Jim Carna can fulfil his final wish.
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby expressman33 » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:25 pm

"I know an old lady who swallowed a fly"

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby expressman33 » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:29 pm

After the throat operation the patient was feeling a little horse

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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby macliam » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:34 pm

When George called his wife a right mare, they thought he was exaggerating......
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Re: Caption comp (ends Fri 15 Sep) + last week's winner

Postby Boro Boy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:07 pm

There was a little confusion at the hospital today when a patient asked for a "Jumper"....! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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