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Post by jakihere » Thu Sep 21 2017 7:52am

boss: this is the third time you've been late to work this week. Do you know what that means?

Me:
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It means it's Wednesday now?

#ICannot :D

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Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Sep 21 2017 10:28pm

Sat next to a fruit machine addict at a gamblers anonymous meeting last night, It was awful!..

He kept nudging me!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Sep 25 2017 10:23pm

You know why Bruce Willis keeps making the same films.
You know what they say about old habits
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Sep 26 2017 10:58pm

Rene Descartes walks into a bar
Barman asks 'The usual Monsieur Descarte?'
Rene answers 'I think not.' then disappears
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Sep 27 2017 11:08pm

Walked Into The Offices AT hukd And Asked 'Where The Fastest Copier You Have?'
'I'M OVER HERE.' Says Underfog :D
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Oct 01 2017 7:46pm

underfog has brought out a range of new designer wallpaper?
It's easy to apply; simply cut and paste :shock:
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Post by macliam » Sun Oct 01 2017 9:31pm

kevinchess1 wrote:underfog has brought out a range of new designer wallpaper?
It's easy to apply; simply cut and paste :shock:
The problem is, every room looks like someone else's.........
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 02 2017 3:26pm

The Bloke who invented Auto Correct has died.

I hope he burns in Hello.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Oct 04 2017 8:13am

underfed has just come up with a new word'
Plagiarism :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Oct 06 2017 11:32pm

I just found out I’m colourblind. :(
It came completely out of the Purple. :D
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