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by macliam » Sat Oct 07 2017 12:26am
kevinchess1 wrote:I just found out I’m colourblind.
It came completely out of the Purple.
..... but more likely out of the green
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 07 2017 3:58pm
I wondered what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.
I asked my 14 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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by xxxraichxxx » Sat Oct 07 2017 7:10pm
A man was washing a car with his son.
His son asks,
''Dad, Cant you just use a sponge?''
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 07 2017 7:14pm
Late last night the bell rang and I opened the door in my boxers... which is a weird place to have a door
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 07 2017 7:16pm
The door opened and I said 'Hello Mr postman '
He replied 'How did you know where I lived!'
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Oct 10 2017 11:05pm
You know what really, REALLY annoys me?
People who get sayings wrong.
That really gets my coat.
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 14 2017 11:55pm
What do you call a joke with no punchline?
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 16 2017 11:01pm
"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed."
My dog's full of useful information like that.
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by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 16 2017 11:06pm
Genie 'And what is your wish?'
Underfog 'I want to be rich!'
Genie 'And what is your 2nd wish?
Rich 'I want lots of money.'
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by kevinchess1 » Thu Oct 26 2017 12:09am
Put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedsit
makes it look classy
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