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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sat Oct 07 2017 12:26am

kevinchess1 wrote:I just found out I’m colourblind. :(
It came completely out of the Purple. :D
..... but more likely out of the green :eh:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 07 2017 3:58pm

I wondered what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.

I asked my 14 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Sat Oct 07 2017 7:10pm

A man was washing a car with his son.
His son asks,
''Dad, Cant you just use a sponge?''

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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 07 2017 7:14pm

Late last night the bell rang and I opened the door in my boxers... which is a weird place to have a door
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 07 2017 7:16pm

The door opened and I said 'Hello Mr postman '
He replied 'How did you know where I lived!'
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Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Oct 10 2017 11:05pm

You know what really, REALLY annoys me?
People who get sayings wrong.
That really gets my coat.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Oct 14 2017 11:55pm

What do you call a joke with no punchline?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 16 2017 11:01pm

"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed."
My dog's full of useful information like that. :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Oct 16 2017 11:06pm

Genie 'And what is your wish?'
Underfog 'I want to be rich!'
Genie 'And what is your 2nd wish?
Rich 'I want lots of money.'
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Thu Oct 26 2017 12:09am

Put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedsit
makes it look classy
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