Christmas JOkes

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Christmas JOkes

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 01 2017 2:47pm

You all know how this works
So, I'll start us off with our traditional CJ

Q How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

(That's your cue makem/Chadwick)
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Re: Christmas JOkes

Post by Chadwick » Fri Dec 01 2017 5:45pm

Deep pan, crisp and even!

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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 01 2017 5:47pm

Just came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone.

What sort of sick person does that to someone's advent calendar?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Dec 01 2017 9:51pm

As it's Christmas, I brought a Charity Advent calendar from the Jehovah's Witness.
But Everytime I open a door someone tell me to 'Bugger off!' :(
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 02 2017 9:54pm

I've just had the most fantastic night at the RNLI's Christmas party.

They really know how to push the boat out.
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Post by macliam » Sat Dec 02 2017 10:15pm

Last night I went to the Blue Cross Xmas meal, it was the dog's b............
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Post by macliam » Sat Dec 02 2017 10:17pm

I went to the acrobats Xmas bash - I was seated at the top table :wtf:
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Post by macliam » Sat Dec 02 2017 10:19pm

The local Father Xmas was sacked for being too potitical - he kept saying "I'm not giving anything to EU"
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 02 2017 10:53pm

I walking back to the hostel with WJ when we saw Thuderfrog getting beaten up by father Christmas :shock:
'That's shocking' I said
'Yes' said WJ 'I only posted me letter to Santa yesterday!;
'Don't you think we should go and help him?' I asked
'Nah' replies WJ 'Santa seems to be doing okay by himself
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 02 2017 10:54pm

The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity.

So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one free of charge
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