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by kevinchess1 » Fri Feb 09 2018 11:11pm
1960mackem wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Mackem first workout back at the gym was great...
He did 15 mins of cardio,
10 mins on the defibrillator,
and then 3 days in the hospital.
And 70 hours of that was waiting in a corridor to be seen - Do us all a favour Jeremy........GO
THereeeeeeeeeeeeee were
10 in the bed and the little one said
'These NHS cuts are ridiculous!'
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Feb 11 2018 10:00am
This Valentine's Day,LukeI will almost certainly be inundated.
Sorry. *In, undated.
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by kevinchess1 » Sun Mar 04 2018 10:13pm
WJ and Thunder frog are at the golf club ‘I’m a country member’ saying Thunder frog
‘Yes I remember’ replies WJ
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by blythburgh » Mon Mar 05 2018 8:47am
kevinchess1 wrote:WJ and Thunder frog are at the golf club ‘I’m a country member’ saying Thunder frog
‘Yes I remember’ replies WJ
WJ was sadly remembering the day he missed going to the club so was unable to have a say on which of the applicants should be accepted as a member and which should be rejected
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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by macliam » Mon Mar 05 2018 9:12am
blythburgh wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:WJ and Thunder frog are at the golf club ‘I’m a country member’ saying Thunder frog
‘Yes I remember’ replies WJ
WJ was sadly remembering the day he missed going to the club so was unable to have a say on which of the applicants should be accepted as a member and which should be rejected
yessss.....
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by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 06 2018 7:56am
'50 is the new 30!' said blythburgh
Which is why she lost her license
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by missbishi » Wed Mar 07 2018 1:20am
Kevin went to the butchers. He got there and the guy behind the counter said "I bet you fifty quid that you can't reach that filet mignon, right up there on the top shelf".
Kevin said "I'm sorry but the steaks are too high".
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by kevinchess1 » Sat Mar 10 2018 5:05pm
Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'
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by blythburgh » Sun Mar 11 2018 10:00am
kevinchess1 wrote:Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'
Sadly Mel was unable to explain it as the rule is so complicated
Keep smiling because the light at the end of someone's tunnel may be you, Ron Cheneler
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by Chadwick » Mon Mar 12 2018 10:11am
blythburgh wrote:kevinchess1 wrote:Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'
Sadly Mel was unable to explain it as the rule is so complicated
Don't worry, blythburgh. I'm a member; I'll explain it in simple terms for you.
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