Imutalites Tales from the daft side

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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by blythburgh » Mon Mar 12 2018 10:14am

Chadwick wrote:
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kevinchess1 wrote:Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'
Sadly Mel was unable to explain it as the rule is so complicated
Don't worry, blythburgh. I'm a member; I'll explain it in simple terms for you.
I hope you are a woman as I would hate to accuse a friend of mansplaining :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by pakefield » Mon Mar 12 2018 7:01pm

blythburgh wrote:I hope you are a woman as I would hate to accuse a friend of mansplaining :lol: :lol: :lol:
I hate womansplaining

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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by 1960mackem » Mon Mar 12 2018 11:25pm

You're all lucky - all I get is a womanscomplaining
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Mar 13 2018 8:01am

1960mackem wrote:You're all lucky - all I get is a womanscomplaining
Well you shouldn't spend all your time with Boro Boy and Luke then :?
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Mar 14 2018 4:37pm

Chadwick wrote:
blythburgh wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:Mel was telling me about the new club he's founded he said
'I can explain the first rule of Patronisation Club to you if you want, although it’s pretty complicated!'
Sadly Mel was unable to explain it as the rule is so complicated
Don't worry, blythburgh. I'm a member; I'll explain it in simple terms for you.
You will need pictures, maybe a Powerpoint display
And speak Slowly, Loud and in single syllables Bit like when you're talking to foreigners :thumbup:
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by blythburgh » Thu Mar 15 2018 9:33am

kevinchess1 wrote:
You will need pictures, maybe a Powerpoint display
And speak Slowly, Loud and in single syllables Bit like when you're talking to foreigners :thumbup:
Is this for Manspaining or Womansplaining?
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by Chadwick » Thu Mar 15 2018 10:50am

blythburgh wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:
You will need pictures, maybe a Powerpoint display
And speak Slowly, Loud and in single syllables Bit like when you're talking to foreigners :thumbup:
Is this for Manspaining or Womansplaining?
Both. It's for general purpose patronisation, dear.
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by blythburgh » Fri Mar 16 2018 10:04am

Chadwick wrote:
blythburgh wrote:
kevinchess1 wrote:
You will need pictures, maybe a Powerpoint display
And speak Slowly, Loud and in single syllables Bit like when you're talking to foreigners :thumbup:
Is this for Manspaining or Womansplaining?
Both. It's for general purpose patronisation, dear.
Stop calling me dear





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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by macliam » Fri Mar 16 2018 11:49am

I was in London and in a pub festooned with "Guinness 6-nations" banners.

So, I went up to the bar and ordered a pint of plain.

"Sorry, mate. It's off", said the Australian barman - "Anything else?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYudr9FAGOA
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Re: Imutalites Tales from the daft side

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Mar 16 2018 4:00pm

Is there a version in English?
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